Admin Please oo.. Another Banger!!😂😀
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1: Whenever a girl with big voice picks your call, your airtime finishes faster😂😂
 2: Dear mosquito, I know your primary duty is to suck blood, but is the singing really necessary or is your entire community mad??😒😒😠
 3: Obama's wife is comfortable with two daughters and no son just because Patience Ozokwor is not her mother-in-law😂😄
 4: How can I buy chicken 10k and you expect me not to eat the feathers...
 Is your brain paining you?😒😒
 5: The only time a man can truly remember all the girls he has slept
 with is when he is waiting for his HIV TEST RESULT😆😂
 6: If you are arguing with your girlfriend and she says "Listen to me young man.." Forget it bro, she has a Sugar Daddy😆😆
 7: Not all the tooth picks u see in a girl's handbag are for the teeth...
 Some are used to scratch their 7 months old weave.😀😂
 8: "I am not bleaching, my colour is just coming out..."
 See ladies.. dat nonsense must stop dis year ooo😏😏
 9: If you notice too many stingy people...
 That means you beg too much!!!😜
 10: *One thing I enjoy doing is separating women's fight.*
 Don't ask me why..😂😂😂
 11: I don't even know why we write exams? Teachers always ask if we understand and we say YES..
 Why can't they just believe us?😒😒😒
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 12: Keep saying all girls are after your money...
 Wait until you marry the one that is after your life😁😂
 13: If you don't know how to sing Christmas song, please shut up..
 Which one is Felix sabi dance, Felix sabi dance, Felix sabi dance but Pharoah no gree Felix to dance😆😆😂
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